SPAM
I can meet other folks,
Cure illnesses and strokes,
And win lotteries in Chad.
Change sizes of things I don’t own,
Qualify for a hefty loan,
And pay off debts I never had.
Princes will send lots of dough —
I have to open these emails, though.
Hmm, maybe it won’t be so bad.
NaPoWriMo.net – Day 9 Prompt “Because today is the ninth day of NaPoWriMo, I’d like to challenge you to write a nine-line poem. Although the fourteen-line sonnet is often considered the “baseline” form of verse in English, Sir Edmund Spenser wrote The Faerie Queene using a nine-line form of his own devising, and poetry in other languages (French, most particularly) has always taken advantage of nine-line forms.”